Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Ways To Make Us Smile

1. You use the Internet to handle simple transactions.

2. You use the Internet to handle complex transactions.

3. You cancel your account rather than threatening to cancel your account.

4. You admit you're unable to count higher than 100.

5. You shut your mouth long enough to let us tell you how to reconcile your account.

6. You actually pay a delinquency fee without crying and whining about it.

7. You understand that the president of the company is does not want to talk to you.

8. You acknowledge that spending an average of $1000 a month of the account does not entitle you to VIP privileges.

9. You know that we know that you need us more than we need you.

10.You understand that the financial world will not be crippled because you stopped using your card.

11. You can figure out your due date, balance due AND new charges all by yourself.

12. You are not calling in on your spouse's or child's card demanding information you know we can't give you.

13. The biggest thing that makes us smile: you understand that we love it when you scream, "Get your supervisor!" Let him deal with schmucks like you!